Wow, it’s been a while. Did Tumblr change their background to a slightly darker shade of blue? Is that something I missed?
Imagine being Theresa May though - taking the reins on a conservative majority government, holding a snap general election out of complete arrogance and then throwing your majority away lololol
Dear Jim,
Please can you paint Fox McCloud from Starfox in his Arwing fighter, Miles “Tails” Prower in his biplane, and the cyborg ninja Grey Fox from Metal Gear Solid chasing down Theresa May whilst Brian May and some badgers cheer them on?
Cheers, Andy Welch
Less than 24 hours before polling stations open. I implore you, especially if you are under 25, GET OUT THERE AND VOTE. Even if you don’t care about politics, even if you don’t care about your own future, please be selfless enough to care about everyone else’s. This vote is going to affect all of us, and yours is vital.
Our only chance to get the Tories out of government is by voting Labour in. None of the other parties stand a chance. Even if you hate Labour, Jeremy Corbyn, or Dianne Abbot, they are a better option than another five years of Tory rule, especially when your alternatives are Theresa May, Boris Johnson and Amber Rudd.
It’s high time the persecuted foxes turned and bit the hounds. It’s time to show our teeth. It’s time to show that we are stronger than those who seek to oppress us and remove our liberties.
Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.
Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny
real life creepypasta
