Anonymous asked:

please help bro! my dude friend high fived me earlier while we were playing call of duty but he didn't say no homo!!! it was only a few seconds later that i realized and said it, but i'm worried that i was a few seconds too late. am i homo now? (also no homo for this ask because asking advice is kind of gay bro lol)

ask-an-mra-anything answered:

it is too late. soon you will be full homo. i’m sorry to have to tell you this. i will miss you, brother

*single tear* no homo





i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh